NARRATOR: Hey friends! Tired of looking like a fool at art galleries? Then you need Sheldon's... Guide to bluffing yer way through the world of art! SHELDON
NARRATOR: Once it arrives, you’ll learn these art phrases:
• “This painting ricochets across my very soul.”
• “Her use of color is a cornucopia upon which I feast.”
• “Surely this artist is a god… For they have birthed new worlds.”
…And many more!
NARRATOR: Then just try them out! SHELDON: It's as though the creative angel within has vomited! ARTHUR: Complete imbecile.