ARTHUR: They're either staring into the mirror while they work out Man (Generic) (Thinking): I... am SO... hot...
ARTHUR: Or re-hashing their old sports stories man (generic) 1: ...And I held that title three straight years... man (generic) 2: ...I could bench 400 at my peak... man (generic) 3: ...I once scored a goal that stopped an alien invasion...
ARTHUR: Or broadcasting how strong they are, with 100-decibel grunts Bodybuilder: GERSH! woman (generic) 2: OK, Captain Testosterone, we get the picture. woman (generic) 1
ARTHUR: Or trying to compete man (generic) 1: So whaddya think? 170 pounds? man (generic) 2: I was doing 180 yesterday. man (generic) 1: 190 it is, then.
ARTHUR: Or just plain living in a fantasy world. GRAMP (Thinking): I hate to admit it, but I... am HOT...