GRAMP: This dang thing froze up again. What should I do? SHELDON: Call the league.
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NARRATOR: ...With computers! nerd: Your codex will need to be reinstalled. GRAMP: Don't your pants hurt?
NARRATOR: ...With chess tips! nerd: Pawn to rook 6! Pawn to rook 6! man (old) 2: No one asked. Man (Old)
NARRATOR: ...With random "Twilight Zone" quotes! nerd: That's not fair! That's not fair at all. THERE WAS TIME NOW! All the time I needed... librarian: I'm sorry, sir... but the library's still closing.
NARRATOR: ...And with the ladies! Woman (Generic): Do you have a pen I could bor - nerd: NYAHH!