ARTHUR: Why do people write "e-mail" without a hyphen? It's like "t-rex" or "a-bomb" - it needs a hyphen. GRAMP: Meh. The English language can handle it. It's strong because it's FLEXIBLE. Be thankful we don't have languague police like the "Académie Française."
ARTHUR: The what? GRAMP: They're the group that maintains the purity of the French language. They try to keep foreign words from creeping in.
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, at L'Académie Française: Woman (French): Vee need to come up with a French word for "Blog" Man (French) (Pierre): How about "Le Blogique?" Man (French, #2) (smacking Pierre): Non! Non, Pierre! Vee have used zis trick too much! (SOUND FX): SMAK!!