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Detailed Strip Info
strip info approved by Shalaina
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NARRATOR: Today! The adventures of the crack super-hero team: L'Académie Française! ...Only they can stop the corruption of the French language!
Man (French)
Woman (French)
Mime
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France
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- Cigarette
- beret
- Book (Balzac)
- sunglasses
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| 2 |
Woman (French): Look! Zee signal! Zee commissioner needs us! ...To zee Batmobile!
Man (French): ...You mean zee Renault?
Mime
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France
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- Cigarette
- beret
- Batsignal (fleur de lis)
- sunglasses
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| 3 |
Man (French): Commissioner! What eez zee problem!
Commissioner de l'Académie Française: Heroes! Zank goodness you're here!
Mime
Woman (French)
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office
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Commissioner de l'Académie Française: Zis internet, she eez destroying zee French lang-a-wage.
Man (French): But what can we do about ZAT?
Mime
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office
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| 5 |
Commissioner de l'Académie Française (smoking): I want you to go to every Paris cafe and stop zee people from using zee wireless internet
Man (French): You mean "le web?"
Commissioner de l'Académie Française: Yes, yes... "le web." Whatever.
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office
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| 6 |
NARRATOR: And so...
Woman (French): Put zat away! Here, read "le Monde" instead!
Man (French): Sacre bleu! Are you reading "Dilbert"?! Eez "Tin Tin" not good e-nuff for you?
(SOUND FX): WAK
Mime (hitting patron with baguette)
Patrons
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France
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- Cigarette
- Baguette
- Laptop
- beret
- Newspaper (Le Monde)
- Arrow
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Character Info
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