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Employee: Here at "The Home for Forgotten 80's TV Stars", we do everything we can to get these fallen heroes back on their feet.
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Employee: We give them three square meals and a warm bed.
Yakov Smirnoff: In Soviet Russia, bed sleeps on you!
Employee 2: Must you say that every time you go to bed?
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Employee: We help them with the after-effects of fame.
Employee 2: And how do you feel when someone calls you "Bronson Pinchot... tv's Balky".
Bronson Pinchot: It makes me feel like never coming out of my studio apartment.
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Employee: We train them for the only job opportunities they can get, as with Randy "Macho Man" Savage, here.
Randy "Macho Man" Savage: YER GOIN' DOWN, HOGAN! OoooOoooo YEAH!
Employee 2: No, no, no... repeat after me. "Would you like fries with that?"
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Employee: And we help break them of humiliating addictions.
Gary Coleman: Wait! Wait! Let me do just one more late-night infomercial! I get to dress like a chicken and they throw pies at me!
Employee 2: You're 48 Gary Coleman! Have some pride!
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Employee: "The Home for Forgotten 80's TV Stars". They may have left our tv screens, but they haven't left our hearts.
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