I'll be picking the three Grammarians™ later this weekend.

But here's the good news: if you were one of the 25 volunteers who offered to be a transcription editor, I'm sending each one of you a character sketch as a "thank you". Kindness should be rewarded in this world, and each one of you exhibited an awesome enthusiasm and generosity of spirit in your e-mails. So if you volunteered, send me your preferred mailing address...'cause I'll be sending you a little sum-sum.