What did Gramp do at the spa? strip info approved by DaveKellett
ARTHUR: Wait... you DIDN'T get the massage? GRAMP: No... look... I'm an old, heavyset dude. Naked massages bring up, like, 48 anxieties for me.
ARTHUR: Did you at least get the foot massage? GRAMP: Heck no! I am way too conscious of my feet-stank.
ARTHUR: So... you just sat there? Like Mr. Grumpy? GRAMP: I was the pillar of politeness.
NARRATOR: Earlier... Woman (Generic) (smiling): This is our special mind / body relaxation elixir, which propagates positive energy through the- GRAMP (holding a drink, sitting in a chair): This is apple juice.