How did Shakespeare pick up women?
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NARRATOR: SHAKESPEARE starring in... "If at first you don't succeed..."
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William Shakespeare: Hi!
Woman (Generic): Hey!
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William Shakespeare: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
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William Shakespeare: Thou art more lovely and more temperate: rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, and summer’s lease hath all too short a date: sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, and often is His gold complexion dimm’d…
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William Shakespeare: And every fair from fair sometime declines, by chance, or nature’s changing course, untrimm’d; but THY eternal summer shall not fade, nor lose possession of that fair thou owest; nor shall Death bray thou wander’st in his shade, when in eternal lines to time thou growest; so long as men can breathe, or eyes can see, so long lives this, and this gives life to thee.
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William Shakespeare
Woman (Generic)
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Shakespeare
Girl
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William Shakespeare: “You are, like, WAY hot.”
Woman (Generic): Ohhhhhhh
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