GRAMP (confused): How did i get here? SHELDON (confused): what gramp?
GRAMP (confused): How did i get here... In an airport... about to fly to Dubai? Where my grandson... Is going to ask... for a $115 BILLION loan?!
GRAMP (confused): And joining us is his talking duck-who's do doubt runnin' around the airport ridin' escalators
GRAMP (annoyed, confused): and HIS son, a lizard... WHo's easily impressed by corndog-dippers in "skymall" FLACO: Skawee
GRAMP (annoyed): i've... i've reached a point where nothing surprises me ,anymore. ARTHUR: Hey, The T.S.A. wouldn't confiscate a weightlifting protein shake, would they? 'cause i need to hit the steel when we land. ...these guns don't load themselves.