NARRATOR: At a wedding where you don't really know the families,it's easy to play Spot the Dads...
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NARRATOR (Above Panel): Which is the Father-of-the-Bride, and which is the Father-of-the-groom? NARRATOR (Pointing to Father-of-the-Groom): So, SO stoked he raised a boy to adulthood without the boy breaking, crashing, or setting anything on fire.* NARRATOR (pointing to Father-of-the-Bride): So, SO bummed he agreed to an open bar. Father-of-the-Bride: Stop it! Stop ordering the premium tequilas!
...get the cheap-o cuervo! NARRATOR (Footnote): Anything MAJOR, anyway. Father-of-the-Groom