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Panel	Dialogue	Location
A snail and... strip info approved by DaveKellett
1	NARRATOR: True-life tales from owning a pug	nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel, no borders)
2	NARRATOR: A snail travels at 0.03 mph. Snail	nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)
3	NARRATOR: So! If your patio is 10ft. wide, and a snail begins crawling across it at 5am... Snail	nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)
4	ARTHUR (annoyed): C'mon, man. You're on hour six, here... NARRATOR: That means you'll get THIS all the dang day long. Snail OSO (barking, bouncing around)	nonspecific (white background) (Narration Panel)

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