Sheldonista Geoff D. sent in this Mind of a Ninja: Body of a Manatee sighting from Manchester, England. Santa, I guess, is a fan of real ale? I always pictured him more of a milk-n-cookies kinda guy...but I love the shot, Geoff! Please make sure to thank "Santa" for me. :)
Why did you leave your spinach for last? strip info approved by DaveKellett
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GRAMP: Why did you leave your spinach for last? Eat it first, and be done with it. ARTHUR: What?? You crazy. …Does a condemned man save his last meal for after the execution? No!! You save the worst for last. FLACO
THE HOUSE (at the table)
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GRAMP: Oh, good lord. You act like spinach is the worst thing in the world. ARTHUR (off-panel): It is! I hate it!
THE HOUSE (at the table)
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GRAMP (off-panel): Hey! In this house we don't hate things. We dislike things. ARTHUR: Look, we may be family, but we ain't blood. ..and I hates me some spinach. FLACO
THE HOUSE (at the table)
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GRAMP: Dislike. ARTHUR: Fine. I "dislike" me some spinach. ...Dislike it with the burning-hot intensity of biker shorts on a fat guy. FLACO
THE HOUSE (at the table)
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GRAMP: Try swallowing it without noticing the taste. FLACO: hurk ARTHUR: Without noticing? It tastes like a chair in the U.N. General Assembly! Sixty years of international rumps!
THE HOUSE (at the table)
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GRAMP: Heh-heh. That's pretty witty actually. ARTHUR (off-panel): Witty enough to get me out of eating the spinach?
THE HOUSE (at the table)
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GRAMP: Not that witty, no. ARTHUR: Wait... so that is an option? Um...um... "A priest, a rabbi and some spinach walk into a bar..." ...and...um... Oh man. This is not a joke that writes itself.
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