Mr Jacobs: How now, Mr. Wiggles! What be this? Mr Wiggles (holding sheet of paper):
'Tis my new venture, Mr. Jacobs! I call it "the newspaper". It brings tidings of new events and happenings. Hence, "NEWs"
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Mr Jacobs: I see the cleverness of the term, Mr Wiggles! And these "news" you print: did they occur JUST NOW?
Mr Wiggles: Oh! Um, no, Mr. Jacobs! It takes a day to print and distribute the page... So this is, um, yesterday's news.
Mr Jacobs (holding laptop computer): Daaaang, Wiggles. To heck with that noise. I'm just gonna read TODAY's news on my laptop.
Mr Wiggles (looking at sheet of paper): [thinks] Aw crud.