A human life measured by... strip info approved by DaveKellett
NARRATOR (Above Panel): A Human Life, as Measured by Paper Towel Usage Graph: Y-Plane: Not So Many -- Uses a LOT of paper towels.
X-Plane: (# of years old) 10,20,30,40,50,60,70,80
1. Mastery of the spoon at year two! Paper towel usage drops dramatically
2.Occasional spikes for birthday parties.
3.The college years: paper towels are used as "plates," napkins, counter wipes, toilet paper...And even as a bath-towel substitute.
4.Slowly, the grime of college life washes away.
5."We're 33, now! Can we get some normal *&@# wash cloths like real adults??
6.Good Lord, Margaret!....You see what Wal-Mart is charging for wash cloths?? WE'RE GOIN' BACK TO PAPER TOWELS.