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    Panel Dialogue Location Props
    1 Pilot: I don't get it: if your family has all the power in the Empire... Why do you guys still do the cruddy grunt-work in the ring?
    Fernando: (removing hood) Because the ring IS where our power comes from.
    The Machito
    2 Fernando: Look, if you want to control an Empire, you need to control transport. And if you want to control transport, you control the ring. ...And only WE control the ring.
    The Machito
    3 Pilot: But that don't mean YOU gotta work the wrenches. Hire some doofus for that.
    Fernando: (taking off coat) No way. Because eventually that doofus sells all he knows to the highest bidder.
    The Machito
    4 Pilot: But you can't keep the secret forever! Eventually some company's gonna steal a ship and figure it out.
    Fernando: (putting on cap) Indústria Globo did, once. My great-grandfather sent half the armada to destroy their shipyards until they returned it.
    The Machito
    5 Pilot: Oof.
    Fernando: And during my great-grandma's reign, they tried it again. She had their entire headquarters razed. ...Got it back the next day.
    The Machito
    6 Pilot: OOF.
    Fernando: And when two officers broke into a ring and locked themselves inside, my great uncle ordered the captain to fly the ship into a star.
    The Machito
    7 Pilot: No way.
    Fernando: And later, when plans for a ring were stolen, he had the thieves ejected into space NAKED.
    The Machito
    8 Pilot: Jeez! Ok! Point made! I ain't goin' near the dang ring!
    Fernando: Also, it's like super cold in there. Like, for reals.
    The Machito

    Character Info

    Pilot
    First Appearance
    What are the perks of flying?
    Recent Appearances
    What are the perks of flying?
    Fernando
    First Appearance
    January 02, 2010
    Recent Appearances
    January 02, 2010
    Flaco
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