What don't we have a measurement for? strip info entered by fynster and approved by DaveKellett
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Dialogue
Location
Props
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ARTHUR (sitting on Gramp's head): GRAMS MEASURE MASS. METERS MEASURE LENGTH. BUT WE DON'T HAVE A UNIT OF MEASURE FOR NASTINESS GRAMP (reading)
THE HOUSE
Chair
Magazine
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ARTHUR (sitting on Gramp's head): I'M THINKING THE TOPS OF KETCHUP BOTTLES. THAT COULD BE OUR UNIT OF MEASURE. GRAMP (reading): ...NASTINESS?
THE HOUSE
Chair
Magazine
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ARTHUR: NUTHIN' NASTIER THAN KETCHUP TOPS. WHAT WITH ALL THE CRUSTIES, AND THE GELATINOUS PRE-CRUSTIES, AND YOU STANDIN' THERE LIKE A CHUMP, TRYIN' TO POUR YOUR KETCHUP PAST ALL THAT TO GET TO YOUR DANG FRIES.
THE HOUSE
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GRAMP: BUT HOW WOULD YOU STANDARDIZE THE UNIT OF MEASURE? THE CLEAN KETCHUP TOP OF A GRANDMOTHER IS WORLD'S APART FROM FOUR DUDES SHARIN' AN APARTMENT AFTER COLLEGE. THAT'S THE SORT OF KETCHUP NASTINESS THAT MAKES YOU TAKE A HARD LOOK AT THE CHOICES YOU'VE MADE. ARTHUR (sitting on Gramp's head)
THE HOUSE
Chair
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ARTHUR (sitting on Gramp's head): OH... SO YOU'RE SAYIN' KETCHUP ITSELF NEEDS A UNIT OF MEASURE. GRAMP: NO, NOW I'M SAYIN' I WILL NEVER TOUCH KETCHUP AGAIN.
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