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Panel 1
Locations:
  nonspecific (white background)  
Props:
  fish (dead)  
  knife  
  Table (wood)  
Characters:
  SHELDON (Watching GRAMP)  
  DANTE (Watching GRAMP)  
1: GRAMP (Holding a knife): Ok! So, after you've cracked the fish upside the head... Then you take your knife and UNSPEAKABLE HORROR.
Panel 2
Locations:
  nonspecific (white background)  
Props:
Characters:
1: GRAMP: Then you run your blade along the bottom of the OH THIS IS THE WORST. And with your hand, scoop out all the NASTY NASTY
Panel 3
Locations:
  nonspecific (white background)  
Props:
Characters:
1: GRAMP: Then, with your thumbnail, to make sure you've scooped out all the OH YOU'RE KIDDING ME.
Panel 4
Locations:
  nonspecific (white background)  
Props:
  Table  
Characters:
  SHELDON (grossed out)  
1: GRAMP (Holding a knife): And there you go: YOU'LL NEVER EAT FISH AGAIN.
Panel 5
Locations:
  nonspecific (white background)  
Props:
Characters:
1: NARRATOR: Regardless of what you ACTUALLY SAY, this is what people hear when you first show 'em how to gut a fish.
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