Somewhere there's a cartoonist who sole job is to think about talking animals. He thinks "How can I make this talking animal better?" "How can I make him funnier, wittier, more clever?" We live in a world where someone's sole purpose is talking animals! Talking Animals!
But on an related note. What is the strangest job you can think of?
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