Contest Time: Win a Sheldon Original Strip!

Okay, I'll take the time to think of some better ones, but for some reason what immediately popped into my head was: "Sheldon - More fun than a barrel of lizards."

{crickets}

Yeah, lame, I know. I'll do better next time I promise.

Hmmm...ok, let's warm up with a couple silly entries...

Sheldon : Holy !@#$, a talking duck!
Sheldon : All the Squee that's fit to print.
Sheldon : There is no tagline.

I'm working on it. I must find my muse.

DAMMIT MUSE! GET OVER HERE!!

Actually I think Dave already came up with the best tagline:

Sheldon: "The signup system runs like a 1988 Chrysler LeBaron, sometimes."

More seriously, how 'bout this one?

Lizards and Duckys and Billionaires, Oh My!

Sheldon: You just got Arthured.

Or better -

Sheldon: You just got Gramped.

Okay, now for some (somewhat) more serious entries:

"Sheldon - Your Daily Dose of Ducky Goodness"

"Sheldon - The best comic on Sheldoncomics.com"

"Sheldon - Go with what works"

"Sheldon - Who needs newspapers?"

and finally,

"Sheldon - From the one-quarter co-author of 'How to Make Webcomics'"

Ok, Ok, Ok - So I thought of more. Double posting, I know, and on my first day. Nonetheless -

Sheldon: Completely Stark Raving Naked [sheldoncomics.com]

Maybe that'll attract the wrong clientele, though...

Sheldon: Now almost 98% Cootie free! [sheldoncomics.com]

Ooh - Best one

Sheldon: I am not a huge nerd. I live a rich and full life. [sheldoncomics.com]

Maybe it's cheating to use things straight from the comic, but they're some of my favorite lines.

Sheldon - 100% Awesome sauce!

Sheldon: It's the boy, not the duck.

Sheldon: It's not just about a duck....really!

Sheldon: Posterchild for Quadspecies Comics

Possibly influenced by Flaco's yoga night and my own general bent toward zen when trying to express something concisely (unlike this introduction):

• Sheldon Comics - The Funny Within
• Sheldon - There Are No Ordinary Comics
• Sheldon Comics - Revisiting childhood, middle-age, lizardhood... and the duck.

I'd probably throw the last one away though. Cute, true, but only really to those already familiar with the comic.

Sheldon: Bringing you the bear minimum in entertainment since 2001.

Sheldon: Where every kid can be a king... or at least buy a country.

Sheldon: A comic that Christ would love.

Sheldon: 100% Free Everyday.

Sheldon: Doing for Klingon jokes what Galileo did for science.

I'm sure I'll think of more.

Boom! Got it.

Sheldon: Getting by on our looks since 2001.

Sheldon: All that and a talking duck.

Sheldon: Voted Best Comic About a Billionaire 10-Year Old

Sheldon: Not just fart jokes anymore!

Sheldon: France got nothin' on us.

Sheldon: Nerdy goodness for the whole family (and Glornak)

Sheldon: Squee squee-squee, squee squee. Squee.

Sheldon: You'll laugh until you squee.

Sheldon: Believe the HYPE! HYPE! HYPE!

I think I will go for my personal classic:
Sheldon: Home of Glornak the Destroyer

This one comes with a bit of a preamble. I've begun listening to oldtime radio shows with expired copyrights on my MP3-player. One of them is the 40:s thriller show "Suspense". After the teaser opening of each episode, the main sponsor of the show, The Roma Wine Company (of Fresno, Calif) gets a two-minute sales pitch. Each pitch ends with the slogan...

"Made in California, for enjoyment throughout the World."

Whenever I hear that, I think how well it describes Sheldon. :)

Or, to differentiate yourself from the wine makers...

"Sheldon - prolonged exposure won't give you liver damage!"

(disclaimer: pending FDA approval)

/Jan-Erik (no relation)

I also think Dave himself already thought of the best taglines...

Sheldon - seven layers of awesome!

Sheldon - ducky goodness, pugly greatness and lizardy awesomeness (ok, too long and too clumsy)

Sheldon - ducks and dogs to dig

Alliiterations work well:

Sheldon - Puns, Pugs and Pancakes

Sheldon - The fast and the furry-ous? (well, not sure if it's wise to base your tagline off an existing one)

Another one Dave himself came up with:

The League of Extraordinary Nerds

Sheldon: 10-year old software billionaires can't have too much fun!

Ducks, Dogs and Desperados

- the geek, the duck and the pugly

¬¬

7% more awesome than any other comic

Awesomeness Unbound

Reading may be Hazardous to your Grumpiness

Brought to you by Gramps against Grumpiness (tm)

Better than Hot-Buttered Beer (Dave's own invention)

More fun than 72 pink tickling bunnies

Dear Dave,

you said we should try to edit down to our best entries. Can you please explain to silly old me how to edit my own posts on this forum? I've been looking for that for ages.

I've always liked the one you used to sell books.

Sheldon: If your going to read one web comic a day, read Sheldon too.

and I thought of

Sheldon: A big old fashioned can of awesome.

Sheldon: When talking animals doesn't mean insanity.

Sheldon: Where dreams of talking animals, billions of dollars, and awesome come true.