I remember awhile back that Dave had a whole series of strips about Christopher Tolkien's new Middle Earth novels. And, I have to say I was in complete agreement.

Well, in the latest offense to 5,000 years of written language, the great grand-nephew of Bram Stoker is writing a sequel to Dracula.

Finally! Somebody's going to fill in all those unanswered questions. You know, the ones that nobody's been asking for the last 100+ years.

Good grief.