Re: Leaving on a Jet Plane (Score: 1)
posted Sunday, October 25, 2009 - 06:34 PM (#49796
"If you are taller than Tattoo or wider than Manute Bol, expect to lose circulation for a brief period of time, approximately the length of our flight. And do expect that, in the event you are in our aisle seating, that we will either deafen you by shouting 'watch your elbow!' or cripple you by failing to do so. Either way, we thank you for entertaining our Chief Flight Attendant Mildred Ratched (wave, Millie!)! Finally, expect the wait for takeoff and taxi to the gate for disembarking to involve searing heat as we fail to turn our air conditioning on--use those pointless little air jets to signal your assent."
My question is, how many years of flight does it take before airlines start having kid-friendly and unfriendly sections? Seriously, is there NO demand on either part? As a parent, I would love to sit with other kids if only for the camo factor. As a former non-parent, back then, I would have loved to sit as far as possible away from the little $#~#s as the plane would allow.