For my birthday (earlier this month), my true love gave to meeeeeee...
the 1st Sheldon book! :)*) ching!
& now I know what it's like to be one of you Sheldon nuts who can't get anything done because you keep picking up those stinkin' (wonderfully fragrant...?) books.
:P hmph.

Anyway,
back in the ol' Sherman's Lagoon chatroom (back in the good ol', spamfree days), we had a time-honored tradition of collectively composing an annual rendition of The 12 Days of Christmas song ~ adapted to include stuff pertaining to characters in the strip & undersea life in general (& monkeys).
Everybody & anybody who wanted to would contribute a verse or two or ten (just as long as they were in order with everybody else's additions)...we'd usually go way over 12, & the song would always eventually just kind of fizzle out at the end, but it was fun for all!
O_o
What say you?
Just use the magic of copying & pasting, & add awesomeness of your own!

Ooooooooooooh,...

On the 1st day of Chriiistmas,
my true love gave to meeeeeee
a lizard who only says "Squee!"

my true love gave to meeeeee

2 little pugs and

a lizard who only says "Squee!"

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to meeee

Three sketches of an exploding rose
by an artist named Dante.

2 little pugs and

a lizard who only says "Squee!"
--

That's the spirit!
Well done!
EEEEverybody, now!

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love gave to meeee

Four tasty panCAAKEs,

Three sketches of an exploding rose
by an artist named Dante,

2 little pugs,

and a lizard who only says "Squee!"

On the 5th Day of Christmas (remember Sheldon is a computer nerd) my true love gave to meeeee:

5 - MOHAWK - GRENADES!

Four tasty panCAAKEs,

Three sketches of an exploding rose by an artist named Dante,

2 little pugs,

and a lizard who only says "Squee!"

On the 6th day of christmas my true love gave to me!

Six strange shaped stockings!
(two kids, grandpa, a pug, a duck and a lizard)

5 - MOHAWK - GRENADES!

Four tasty panCAAKEs,

Three sketches of an exploding rose by an artist named Dante,

2 little pugs,

and a lizard who only says "Squee!"

7 Balrog BooYahs!

Six strange shaped stockings!
(two kids, grandpa, a pug, a duck and a lizard)

5 - MOHAWK - GRENADES!

Four tasty panCAAKEs,

Three sketches of an exploding rose by an artist named Dante,

2 little pugs,

and a lizard who only says "Squee!"