The John Marshall Monarchs, with a lion(?) as the mascot.
My God. We weren't even logically consistent.
In New Jersey we have some good ones...
The Haddonfield Bulldawgs (spelled like that exactly).
The Kearney Kardinals (with the K and everything).
The Millburn Millers(Oh god no don't make flour out of my wheat please!) The North Plainfield Canucks (lots of 'em in NJ I guess).
The Union Farmers.
The Belvidere County Seaters. (Really?) And the prize goes to either the Verona HILLBILLIES or the Fair Lawn CUTTERS(Lawn? Cutters? Ahhh I see what you did there...)