Re: Lil Butter (Score: 0)
posted Saturday, September 10, 2011 - 07:08 PM (#60000
Actually, I'm beginning to enjoy the cat. Cats CAN be that dumb. When I was younger, we found farm cats in the baling machine, the corn picker, grain elevator and other implements of a horrible, rending death. We'd have to bang on the machine to make them come out before we could start it. Of course, all sorts of people know cats like to sleep on top of car and truck tires or in the engine compartments of vehicles. My daughter fosters abandoned kittens and cats, and she's had some real knot-heads. One was a bottom heavy little fellow who thought if his head was hidden, he was hidden, even with his oversize rump sticking out, plain as day. Another would not land on his feet and usually fell off the television (the older CRT kind in the wooden cabinet) and landed on his back or side - having rolled over in his sleep. One was fascinated by the garbage disposal and you had to watch as she would try to stick her paw into it when it was running if you turned your back for even a couple seconds. Another liked to take showers with my daughter. Yet another would go nuts chasing soap bubbles and run head first into a wall or door. One used to see himself in the mirror, and he'd get all big and start snarling and hissing and would scare himself and run off, to do it again an hour later.
Most cats aren't as smart as they let one. Small brain pan, I guess. :-)
Black holes are where God divided by zero.