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Pugs 2: They Think They're People (Old, Retired People)They shed twice their weight in fur, every day. They sound like a fat guy gettin' hit by a mule. And their eyes make up 40% of their body weight. They're pugs: The dogs that prove breeding can make massive, massive mistakes...and still create awesome dogs.
And now, the *second* pug collection is here! Gathering all your favorite pug strips into one book for pug-lovers like you.
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ARTIST EDITION: Pugs 2![]() Here it is! The second collection of pug strips: "Pugs: They Think They're People (...Old, Retired People)" The book collects all your favorite pug-themed strips from the daily comic, and is the perfect read for the dog-lover in your life! This Artist Edition is stamped, numbered, autographed by Dave Kellett, and features an awesome pug sketch inside your cover. After this limited run of Artist's Editions are sold, no copies sold in the store will contain a Kellett sketch. (Note: Special sketch requests and name dedications are not possible. But have no fear: Your drawing will be rad.) |
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DRIVE 3, Such A Lovely Species![]() The third DRIVE book is here! The war...goes badly. The Continuum of Makers continues to destroy human ships at will. Humanity's only hope is a lost race of creatures who can pilot starships with superhuman skill. And the only clue to where they might be found...has turned up on the Tesskan homeworl. Tesskans, the most violent brutes in the universe. Here's hoping the search goes well. |
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DRIVE 3-Pack![]() For the true-blue Drive fans: SAVE on all three Drive books, and save on shipping, when you pick up this 3-pack! Three bucks off the regular price, and far less in shipping! |
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COFFEE: IT'S WHAT'S FOR DINNER![]() Coffee addicts: Here is the book for you! A comic strip collection that takes on your daily routine of caffeine headaches, constant sweating, and midnight coffee cravings! "Coffee: It's What's For Dinner" collects all your favorite Sheldon coffee strips, and serves 'em up like a perfect shot of espresso. It's the ultimate laugh for a latte love like you! |
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Print: Batpug
Leaping from the pages of this strip, Batpug represents everything a crime-fighter should be: Fearless, relentless, and able to piddle on just about anything. Have no fear, citizens: Batpug is here! This print measures 12" by 18", and is printed on high-quality, matte-finish photo paper.
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Print: I Sketched A Thought![]() Taken from this strip from Wednesday, March 21, this print measures 12" by 18", and is printed on high-quality, matte-finish photo paper. |
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DRIVE 2: The Emperor Calls![]() The second book in the DRIVE series, "The Emperor Calls" picks up right in the middle of the action: The crew of the Machito, having been press-ganged into a secret mission, seeks out pilots for humanity's fight against the "Continuum of Makers". Meanwhile, a rogue Maker rebels against his own people toward an uncertain end. And the new emperor recalls the entire ruling family to earth -- halting humanity's preparations right on the cusp of war. Hooo doggy, the action is heatin' up, my friends. Heatin' up!
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LITERATURE: Unsuccessfully Competing Against TV Since 1953![]() Friends, it's time to get Literatured Up! Time to take on the classics with the special Sheldon collection Literature: Unsuccessfully Competing Against TV Since 1953. From Seuss to Shakespeare, Twain to Tolkien...all your favorite literary subjects are skewered in this comic strip collection. |
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Print: Should I Have A Cookie?Without doubt, it's the single-most linked-to strip in the Sheldon archives. Probably because it asks that most central of questions: SHOULD I HAVE A COOKIE? This special, 12" x 18" print is professionally printed on high-quality, matte-finish paper, and takes you step-by-step through the decision-making process. Because you need to know, friends...YOU NEED TO KNOW.
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BOOK 8: Delightful Jokes for High-Class Folks![]() It's here! It's here! The newest, best-est, most awesome-est Sheldon collection, Delightful Jokes for High-Class Folks! Specially crafted for high-class, insightful folks like yourself, who enjoy only the choicest, most delightful jokes. And friends, the ones contained within are just that: A Delight. So sit back by the fire, curl up with your favorite, classiest tea, and get to bein' delighted. |
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BOOK 2: The Good, The Bad & The Pugly![]() The second Sheldon book collection contains all the pop culture nerdiness and crazy family fun you've come to expect from the strip. This book includes the original storylines for Oso the pug and Flaco the lizard, as well as some unique content not seen on the web, like "The Ballad of Rex Chestington". It's the perfect book for long-time Sheldon fans and readers just discovering the strip! (Note to pug-lovers: This is not the special collection of pug-only strips. For that, scroll to the orange book "Pugs: God's Little Weirdos".) |
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BOOK 3: 62% More Awesome![]() IT'S EVERYTHING YOU HOPED IT WOULD BE. In fact, it's even better. It's 62% more awesome. This collection features every single strip since 'The Good, The Bad & The Pugly'...and even some strips we couldn't fit in to the last book. Special, awesome-sauce content includes the 'Coffee Cup Lid Challenge' strips, and an expanded version of the Saturday-only space storyline (including bonus stuff you can't see online)! It's pretty neat.
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3-PACK DEAL: Get books 1, 2 & 3...Cheap!Get ten bucks off when you pick up the first three books, plus save on bundled shipping! You'll get Pure Ducky Goodness; The Good, The Bad & The Pugly and 62% More Awesome -- 408 pages of Sheldony goodness -- all with one flat-rate shippin' price!
(Click just the one button, below, to order all three books in this special bundle pack.)
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BOOK 4: A Blizzard of Lizards![]() THE BOOK THEY SAID WAS TOO RAD TO BE PRINTED. The fourth Sheldon collection is here, and it is pretty dang cool. Here's the scoop: Like all Sheldon books, this one brings you all your favorite strips in high-resolution, showing you the little details you can't see online. It collects every single strip since '62% More Awesome', plus a specially-formatted, expanded version of the Saturday-Only Storyline 'Good Luck, Baby Duck'. There's even special stuff you can't find online. It's everything you could ever want in a single book, unless there was some way a book could also include a Hot Fudge Sundae. Which, let's be honest, WOULD BE RAD. But until that magical day comes, this is the book for you.
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BOOK 5: Nerds On Parade![]() Step right up, ladies and gents, and check out these ridiculous, meticulous, magnanimous, unanimous "Nerds On Parade"! The Fifth Sheldon collection brings you all the geekery you've come to love from a boy billionaire, his pet duck, and the grandfather that raises them both. Packed with seven unique layers of awesomeness, this book is good times all around. |
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BOOK 6: Living Dangerously with Saturated Fats![]() Want more excitement in your life? Well forget climbin' mountains, or sky divin', or mud-wrestlin' a shark. Instead, try Living Dangerously (With Saturated Fats), the sixth Sheldon collection! This book takes the next batch o' Sheldon comics and bakes them together like a tasty, tasty cake...then dribbles awesome-sauce all over the top for added deliciousness. This cake will be like no other cake you've ever had before, because this cake's made of paper, and...um...comes in the shape of a book. |
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3-PACK DEAL: Get books 4, 5 & 6...Cheap!Get ten bucks off when you pick up Sheldon books 4, 5 and 6 in this special pack...plus save on bundled shipping! You'll get A Blizzard of Lizarrds; Nerds on Parade and Living Dangerously with Saturated Fats -- all with one flat-rate shippin' price!
(Click just the one button, below, to order all three books in this special bundle pack.)
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Pugs: God's Little Weirdos![]() They bark like a car alarm going off at 3AM. Their lungs sound like an asthmatic jogger in a Beijing smog. And they move like they've had 48 more espressos than they should. They're pugs: The dogs that prove breeding can make massive, massive mistakes...and still create awesome dogs. This book gathers all your favorite pug strips into one collection for pug-lovers like you (...and yes, we do mean you, the one with pug hair all over your shirt.) This collection also features an expanded 16-page story, "Li'l Lost Pug", which tells the adventures of one lost pug out in the big wide world. It's found in no other Sheldon book. Pug-lovers and dog-lovers...this is the book for you! |
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DRIVE 1: A Hero Rises![]() An operatic comic strip told in weekly, page-by-page installments, DRIVE tells the story of the second Spanish Empire -- a galactic empire -- and it's war with a race called "The Continuum of Makers". We follow the crew of the Machito, who have been press-ganged into a uniqe mission by an Emperor they despise. But their mission ripples out in ways neither they nor the Emperor could imagine, to impact the fate of both warring races. This first DRIVE book collects the first year of the sci-fi strip...along with memos, letters, and historical reports from across the empire. There are even tidbits not seen online! |
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Print: Fantasy Football vs. Dungeons & DragonsFantasy Football: It's Dungeons & Dragons for dudes who'd never willingly play Dungeons & Dragons.
You know it's true! And now you can prove it, with this awesome 12" x 18" poster, professionally printed poster on high-quality, matte-finish paper.
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Print: Coffee, The Circle of LIfeAh, coffee: What it giveth with one hand, it taketh away with another. For every delicious sip, for every burst of energy...there also comes the eventual crash and caffeine headache. It is inevitable, my friends. It is...THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.
Beautifully printed on high-quality, matte-finish photo paper, this 12" x 18" print will remind you every day that coffee is a drink to be enjoyed, and feared.
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PRINT: Anatomy of a PugThere is no weirder creature than a pug. They bark like a car alarm goin' off at 3 AM. Their lungs sound like an asthmatic jogger in a Beijing smog. And they move like they've had 48 more espressos than a dog should. They're pugs: The dogs that prove breeding can make massive mistakes... and still create awesome dogs.
And now, finally, a beautiful print that shows just what a pug is made of, "The Anatomy of a Pug"! Crisply printed on high-quality, 12" x 18", matte photo paper, with detail so sharp, you can almost hear the *snorf-snorf-snorfing* of the pug. (Note: Your print purchase will be mailed separately from any other Sheldon items to keep it safe in transit.)
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Print: Artist's Decision TreeCelebrate the joy (pain) of being an artist -- with a print that shows everyone how wonderful (terrible) art can be!
First seen in this strip, the "Artist's Decision Tree" helpfully guides you through every step you'll take as you practice your artistic magic. Crisply printed on high-quality, 12" x 18", matte photo paper, the print will look so good on your walls...you'll think your eyesight is getting better! (Note: Your print purchase will be mailed separately from any other Sheldon items, to keep it safe in transit.)
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Print: Balrog!
Hands down coolest moment: Gandalf fightin' the Balrog. But the question remains: "What was the Balrog thinking during all that?" My friend, now you know the answer...thanks to this awesome print. Based on this strip, the Balrog print is crisply printed on high-quality, 12" x 18", matte photo paper, and pops with details that would delight even an elves' eyes. (Note: Your print purchase will be mailed separately from any other Sheldon items to keep it safe in transit.) |
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Glornak Bumper Sticker![]() A UNIQUE STICKER FOR UNIQUE FAMILIES. Based on this strip, the Glornak sticker is among the most popular item in the Sheldon store. And now it can be yours: A weatherproof, 12" x 3" black vinyl sticker (not a decal or rub-on), this baby adds weirdness to any car. |
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ARTIST'S EDITION 2-PACK: DRIVE & LITERATUREGet the Artist's Edition of both new books with one click, AND save on shipping!
Both books are stamped, hand-numbered, autographed by Dave Kellett, and feature an awesome sketch inside your cover. And only 250 Artist's Editions are sold for each of these books. (Note: Special sketch requests and name dedications are not possible. But have no fear: Your drawing will be rad.)
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9-Pack: All seven Sheldon collections + the "Pugs" & "Literature" books!SALE PRICE!
IT'S EVERYTHING IN ONE BASKET OF FANTASTIC-NESS Let's examine just how cool this is: With the 9-Pack, you won't just get all seven Sheldon collections, you'll also get the themed "Pugs" & "Literature" books, SAVE 36 BUCKS, aaaand save on shipping! Pretty rad! With the 9-pack, you'll get the book collections Pure Ducky Goodness; The Good, The Bad & The Pugly; 62% More Awesome; A Blizzard of Lizards; Nerds On Parade; Living Dangerously With Saturated Fats, Still Got It, Pugs: God's Little Weirdos and Literature: Unsuccessfully Competing Against TV Since 1953. Frankly, it's almost too much awesomeness.
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ARTIST'S EDITION 9-Pack: All seven Sheldon collections, the "Pugs" book, and an A.E. copy of "Literature"!DAAAAAAAAANG.
This is the big enchilada, my friend. It's the ultimate Sheldon book set: You'll get all nine books in one throw -- including an Artist Edition of LITERATURE, you'll save ten bucks, aaaand you'll save on shipping! Pretty rad! With this 9-pack, you get the book collections Pure Ducky Goodness; The Good, The Bad & The Pugly; 62% More Awesome; A Blizzard of Lizards; Nerds On Parade; Living Dangerously With Saturated Fats; Still Got It, Pugs: God's Little Weirdos, and an ARTIST EDITION of Literature: Unsuccessfully Competing Against TV Since 1953. Truly, there is no finer collection of books anywhere on the planet. And we've totally asked a lot of people about that.
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ARTIST'S EDITION 10-Pack: 8 Sheldon collections, the PUGS book & A.E. copies of DELIGHTFUL & LITERATUREDAAAAAAAAANG.
This is the big enchilada, my friend. It's the ultimate Sheldon book set: You'll get all ten books in one throw -- including Artist's Editions of DELIGHTFUL JOKES and LITERATURE, you'll save 30 bucks, aaaand you'll save on shipping! Pretty rad! With this 10-pack, you get the book collections Pure Ducky Goodness; The Good, The Bad & The Pugly; 62% More Awesome; A Blizzard of Lizards; Nerds On Parade; Living Dangerously With Saturated Fats; Still Got It, Pugs: God's Little Weirdos, and ARTIST EDITIONS of Literature: Unsuccessfully Competing Against TV Since 1953 and Delightful Jokes for High-Class Folks. Truly, there is no finer collection of books anywhere on the planet. And we've totally asked a lot of people about that.
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Original Sheldon ArtOwn the original art from your favorite Sheldon strip! To buy the
strip you want, just click the blue button, "Buy Today's Original
Art", located directly below that strip. Sheldon cartoons
appear in LA art galleries, in the Google lobby, and in hundreds
of homes around the world. Each cartoon is a hand-drawn, hand-lettered,
one-of-a-kind creation; drawn on acid-free Bristol Vellum
cardstock using archival Faber-Castell Pitt and Pigma Micron pens.
Daily strips measure
4 1/4" x 13 3/4", Sunday strips measure 8 3/4" by 19",
and all frame up beautifully. |
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