LIMITED, HAND-MADE ARTHUR SCULPTURE

LIMITED, HAND-MADE ARTHUR SCULPTURE

It is, perhaps, the most perfectly sculpted duck-butt you will ever see.

Far from being mass-produced figurines stamped out on a machine, these are artisan-crafted, hand-made and hand-painted Arthur sculpts. Designed by LA puppet and special effects artist Nikki Rice Malki, these adorable guys weigh three pounds, and sit roughly 5"-tall. Each is hand-numbered & signed by the sculptor and the cartoonist....and only 200 will ever grace this world!


USA: Priority Mail (Recommended)
$80 + $11.50 shipping
CANADA
$80 + $41.00 shipping
INTL: EUROPE/ASIA/S.AMERICA
$80 + $61.00 shipping
Print: Batpug

Print: Batpug

Leaping from the pages of this strip, Batpug represents everything a crime-fighter should be: Fearless, relentless, and able to piddle on just about anything. Have no fear, citizens: Batpug is here! This print measures 12" by 18", and is printed on high-quality, matte-finish photo paper.


USA: 1st-Class Mail
$10 + $3.00 shipping
CANADA
$10 + $8.35 shipping
INTL: EUROPE/ASIA/S.AMERICA
$10 + $10.50 shipping
PRINT: Anatomy of a Pug

PRINT: Anatomy of a Pug

There is no weirder creature than a pug. They bark like a car alarm goin' off at 3 AM. Their lungs sound like an asthmatic jogger in a Beijing smog. And they move like they've had 48 more espressos than a dog should. They're pugs: The dogs that prove breeding can make massive mistakes... and still create awesome dogs.

And now, finally, a beautiful print that shows just what a pug is made of, "The Anatomy of a Pug"!

Crisply printed on high-quality, 12" x 18", matte photo paper, with detail so sharp, you can almost hear the *snorf-snorf-snorfing* of the pug.

(Note: Your print purchase will be mailed separately from any other Sheldon items to keep it safe in transit.)


USA: 1st-Class Mail
$10 + $3.00 shipping
CANADA
$10 + $8.35 shipping
INTL: EUROPE/ASIA/S.AMERICA
$10 + $10.50 shipping
Print: Artist's Decision Tree

Print: Artist's Decision Tree

Celebrate the joy (pain) of being an artist -- with a print that shows everyone how wonderful (terrible) art can be!

First seen in this strip, the "Artist's Decision Tree" helpfully guides you through every step you'll take as you practice your artistic magic.

Crisply printed on high-quality, 12" x 18", matte photo paper, the print will look so good on your walls...you'll think your eyesight is getting better!

(Note: Your print purchase will be mailed separately from any other Sheldon items, to keep it safe in transit.)


USA: 1st-Class Mail
$10 + $3.00 shipping
CANADA
$10 + $8.35 shipping
INTL: EUROPE/ASIA/S.AMERICA
$10 + $10.50 shipping
Print: Coffee, The Circle of LIfe

Print: Coffee, The Circle of LIfe

Ah, coffee: What it giveth with one hand, it taketh away with another. For every delicious sip, for every burst of energy...there also comes the eventual crash and caffeine headache. It is inevitable, my friends. It is...THE CIRCLE OF LIFE.

Beautifully printed on high-quality, matte-finish photo paper, this 12" x 18" print will remind you every day that coffee is a drink to be enjoyed, and feared.


USA: 1st-Class Mail
$10 + $3.00 shipping
CANADA
$10 + $8.35 shipping
INTL: EUROPE/ASIA/S.AMERICA
$10 + $10.50 shipping
Print: Fantasy Football vs. Dungeons & Dragons

Print: Fantasy Football vs. Dungeons & Dragons

Fantasy Football: It's Dungeons & Dragons for dudes who'd never willingly play Dungeons & Dragons.

You know it's true! And now you can prove it, with this awesome 12" x 18" poster, professionally printed poster on high-quality, matte-finish paper.


USA: 1st-Class Mail
$10 + $3.00 shipping
CANADA
$10 + $8.35 shipping
INTL: EUROPE/ASIA/S.AMERICA
$10 + $10.50 shipping
Print: Should I Have A Cookie?

Print: Should I Have A Cookie?


Without doubt, it's the single-most linked-to strip in the Sheldon archives. Probably because it asks that most central of questions: SHOULD I HAVE A COOKIE?

This special, 12" x 18" print is professionally printed on high-quality, matte-finish paper, and takes you step-by-step through the decision-making process. Because you need to know, friends...YOU NEED TO KNOW.


USA: 1st-Class Mail
$10 + $3.00 shipping
CANADA
$10 + $8.35 shipping
INTL: EUROPE/ASIA/S.AMERICA
$10 + $10.50 shipping
Print: The Language of Wine

Print: The Language of Wine

Wine descriptions are the weirdest.

Celebrate that weirdness with a poster that has distinctive notes of elderberry, apple, woodbark, and summer kisses. A poster that's both robust, yet refined, with a nose not unlike those forgotten days of youth. In short, a ridiculous poster about how ridiculous wine is.

Printed on high-quality, matte-finish photo paper, this 12x18 inch poster goes great with fish, lamb, and chicken, both before or during a meal.


USA: 1st-Class Mail
$10 + $3.00 shipping
CANADA
$10 + $8.35 shipping
INTL: EUROPE/ASIA/S.AMERICA
$10 + $10.50 shipping
Print: I Sketched A Thought

Print: I Sketched A Thought

Taken from this strip from Wednesday, March 21, this print measures 12" by 18", and is printed on high-quality, matte-finish photo paper.


USA: 1st-Class Mail
$10 + $3.00 shipping
CANADA
$10 + $8.35 shipping
INTL: EUROPE/ASIA/S.AMERICA
$10 + $10.50 shipping
Print: Balrog!

Print: Balrog!

Hands down coolest moment: Gandalf fightin' the Balrog.

But the question remains: "What was the Balrog thinking during all that?"

My friend, now you know the answer...thanks to this awesome print. Based on this strip, the Balrog print is crisply printed on high-quality, 12" x 18", matte photo paper, and pops with details that would delight even an elves' eyes.

(Note: Your print purchase will be mailed separately from any other Sheldon items to keep it safe in transit.)


USA: 1st-Class Mail
$10 + $3.00 shipping
CANADA
$10 + $8.35 shipping
INTL: EUROPE/ASIA/S.AMERICA
$10 + $10.50 shipping
Glornak Bumper Sticker

Glornak Bumper Sticker

A UNIQUE STICKER FOR UNIQUE FAMILIES.

Based on this strip, the Glornak sticker is among the most popular item in the Sheldon store. And now it can be yours: A weatherproof, 12" x 3" black vinyl sticker (not a decal or rub-on), this baby adds weirdness to any car.


USA: 1st-Class Mail
$5 + free shipping
CANADA
$5 + $2.10 shipping
INTL: EUROPE/ASIA/S.AMERICA
$5 + $3.00 shipping