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Alt Text Transcript of the Comic: The comic features an outdoor nighttime scene of a dumpster illuminated by a single overhead lamp. It shows a group of raccoons peeking out from or standing on a green dumpster filled with trash bags and garbage. A rat holding a staff like the character Rafiki stands beside one raccoon,. The tone of the comic is humorous, parodying a famous line from The Lion King. Text in the Comic: • A raccoon stands on the edge of the dumpster, holding up a baby raccoon dramatically. 
"LOOK, SIMBA!"
"EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES IS OUR KINGDOM." • Two raccoons poke their heads out of the garbage inside the dumpster, and another raccoon peers cautiously around the back edge of the dumpster. They all seem to be part of this "kingdom." Closing Note:
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Panel 1:
A knight in full armor, holding a sword, stands confidently before a wide-eyed boy. The knight speaks grandly:
Knight: "Hail and well-met, young squire! Today, your questing begins!" Panel 2:
The knight leans closer to the boy, while the boy holds up a goofy looking green duck.
Knight: "I see thou hast already picked an animal familiar."
Boy: "Aha! 'Tis a good duck! And strong in the magicks!" Panel 3:
The knight holds a small drawstring pouch, presenting it with one hand as he continues his explanation. 
Knight: "Thou shall keep it in this tiny, enchanted pouch! A slave ever ready for your battles!" Panel 4:
Close up on the the knight.
Knight: "For ye shall fight the ducks and geese and badgers of other children on thy quest!" Panel 5:
The knight, now in the background surrounded by trees, dramatically points into the distance, signaling the start of the boy's journey. The boy starts on his journey, looking bewildered.
Knight: "Now, begin walking! Even though you are a youth of ten years... you must walk from London to Rome, completely on your own."
"It makes zero sense, but that's how we do it." Panel 6 (Final): Yellow background, simple text:
Text: "Pokémon, basically." Want 5,000 more comics like this? Join us at Patreon.com/sheldoncomics for the FULL Sheldon archives, art giveaways, fun community, and more! Sheldon Comics copyright Dave Kellett. Colors by Beth Reidmiller.
Alt Text Transcript and Description of Comic: Panel 1:
MACE WINDU (a bald Jedi Master) and YODA (a small, green alien Jedi Master) are sitting in chairs, having a conversation.
MACE WINDU: "So Yoda, where are you from?"
YODA: "Know not, do I. Shrouded, is my past." Panel 2:
MACE WINDU looks incredulous, leaning forward slightly. YODA continues to converse.
MACE WINDU: "Wait. So in 900 years, you've found ZERO clues where you're from?"
YODA: "Complete mystery, it is. No sources of information, have I." Panel 3:
MACE WINDU looks perplexed.
MACE WINDU: "NONE? Have you ever tried turning to your left… and asking Yaddle?" Panel 4:
YADDLE, a female member of Yoda’s species, is seated in the chair to Yoda's left. She looks unimpressed, pointing at Yoda and yelling at him. YODA looks embarrassed and annoyed.
YADDLE: "We're from Jersey, YA DINGUS! I keep telling you!" Closing Note:
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